dissenting opinion.

i do care. i think mel's blog is a serious contender for post-postmodern sorta hipster cultural artifact of the year award, which i am starting. 2006's awards both went to Brandon Bird for Special Valentine's Unit and Signifier and Signified .

A Manifesto

THINGS WE CARE ABOUT

-Illegal wars

-The Biggest Income Gap in Recorded History

-The Lack of Decent Paying Jobs

THINGS WE DON'T CARE ABOUT

-Barack Obama's "Questionable Associations"

-Melanie's Pants

the privilege of pants

there are children all over the world who don't even know what pants are, let alone have the privilege to decide whether or not they will wear them and change their "current status" on their pants blog...

Do You Wonder If Melanie Is Wearing Pants Right Now?

Neither do we.

On the Problem of Pants in the Age of Revolution

There is no problem.  We don't care.

declaration of independence

i hereby declare the internet a safe zone to be free of any and all pants chatter!

Current Status

Not thinking about Melanie's pants or lack thereof.  

Pajama Pants

At C Cubed today, Cougar Molly, Backdoor Ali, and Commodre Bird Agree, MELANIE, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PAJAMA PANTS